Bridesmaids & Hope.

I cried.  Yep, true story.  I cried like a little wussy girl.  The main character in Bridesmaids, Annie, was just a little too close to home...

I am 26.  I live with my cat.  My car is scratched and missing a side mirror.  I work two jobs because I let my pride get in the way of asking for help.  I have no romantic prospects in sight.  I sometimes eat cupcakes and other sweet treats for dinner because the idea of cooking another meal for just me depresses the hell out of me.  I say stupid stuff.  I have dated the wrong guy.  If I actually went to the gym as much as I think about going I would def look like Britney Spears (I'm talking MTV Awards-snake holding-I'm a Slave For You-Britney; not deranged-shaved head-beating paparazzi with an umbrella-Britney).  If something embarrassing is going to happen it will happen to me.  I don't keep a diary because the idea of someone reading how sad my life is sometimes makes my stomach hurt.

But...

I am still hopeful that one day everything will turn around.  I will always wake up with a smile and spend the rest of the day to maintain it.  I will work my ass off until my life is exactly how I want it to be.  I hope that I will meet someone that I can picture spending everyday with and that they feel the same way.  I hope to be the best person that I can be and that people respect me.  I just hope.

Blog.

Blog.  Everyone is doing it.  EVERYONE.  And I can't help it, I am intrigued.  I find myself reading blogs of people I cannot stand--and disliking them even more.  I am drawn to them like a moth to a flame, and I am hoping for the same for my poor blog.  The truth is random, crazy, unexciting things happen to me all the time and sometimes I don't get to share with anyone so this will be my new outlet.

Here are a few facts about me...

1. I am the oldest child.
2. I have a cat named Naughty.
3. I think most people are Assholes.
4. I am on a few dating websites, but I will never meet or date these people because I find them desperate.
5. I am quite judgey.
6. I like myself about 60% of the time. The other 40% of the time I find myself questionable.
7. I sometimes speak before I think.
8. I hate taking out the trash.
9. I am loyal to a fault.